D3 body, D1 cock
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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