Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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