I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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