Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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