They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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