Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
what day is it and did you see me today?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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