I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Houston, we have a blender
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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