I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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