i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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