Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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