so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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