I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
