neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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