Will you blow on my dice?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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