This is not my ceiling
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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