Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Randomize
