saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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