he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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