It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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