My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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