today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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