piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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