We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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