I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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