Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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