break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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