So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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