alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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