Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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