yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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