Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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