ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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