I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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