I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
i out mim tonsoeep
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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