guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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