Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
