it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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