You work out of a Hotel?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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