She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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