I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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