That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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