So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
accomplished twins. life is a go
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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