like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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