He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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