a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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