I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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