i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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