Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm really busy with my period
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