her vagine was all disorganized.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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