We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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