i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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