Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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