I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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