Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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