Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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