I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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