oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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