Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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