According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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