TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
they need to just BURY HIM!
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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