u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
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