come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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