your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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