I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
